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''Bikini Bottom Hearts''

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Theme song
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Created by
Genre
Romance
Starring
Ponyo Fan
White mau5
IHeartSpongeBob
Miss Dawg289
Directed by
Ponyo Fan
Writers
Ponyo Fan
IHeartSpongeBob
Miss Dawg289
White mau5
Storyboard director
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Storyboard artist
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Creative director
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Channels
Sponge Network

Too many parameters

Bikini Bottom Hearts is a spin-off of SpongeBob SquarePants revolving around the love lives of SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward, airing on Sponge Network Saturday nights at 10PM.

Season 1Edit

1. All's Well That Ends Well Written by Ponyo FanEdit

At a wild house party, SpongeBob and Sandy announce they are "going steady", meanwhile Mindy loses her virginity to Patrick. Things begin to change when SpongeBob and Sandy deal with pressure on them to be constantly romantic now that they're a couple, and they begin to wonder if they were better off as just friends, while Mindy is worried as to rather her relationship with Patrick will change after sex. (TV-14-D) (BBFC 12)

2. Squid on Hold Written by Ponyo FanEdit

After Squilvia tells Squidward that they should see other people, he is heartbroken and goes into a deep depression which the rest of his friends try to help him with. (TV-PG-DL) (BBFC 12)

3. Mindy Over Flowers Written by Ponyo FanEdit

King Neptune does not approve of Mindy's relationship with Patrick, and Mindy is scared to tell him she lost her virginity to Patrick. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Sandy discuss marriage. (TV-PG-DLS) (BBFC 12)

4. Jealousy Written by Ponyo FanEdit

Sandy finds herself unable to control her jealousy for Mindy and Patrick's pretty much perfect relationship, and accidentally blurts out to SpongeBob during a fight that she wishes their relationship were more like Mindy and Patrick's. Meanwhile, Squilvia and Squidward get back together. (TV-PG-D) (BBFC PG)

5. Dancing in the Dark Written by Ponyo FanEdit

SpongeBob throws another house party, in which SpongeBob and Sandy have their first slow dance. Meanwhile, things get steamy between Squilvia and Squidward, as Squilvia attempts to pressure him into taking it to the next level. (TV-14-D) (BBFC 12)

6. Dinner and a Movie Written by Ponyo FanEdit

SpongeBob and Sandy go to see a romantic drama, and compare their relationship to the one depicted in the movie. Meanwhile, King Neptune invites Patrick to dinner to see if he is worthy of being apart of their family. (TV-PG-DV) (BBFC PG)

7. Everybody Talks Written by Ponyo FanEdit

SpongeBob wakes up at a night club, unaware of what happened the night before (but for some reason Sandy won't speak to him), and hears various rumors by people as he tries to piece it all together. (TV-PG-DL) (BBFC 12)

8. This Love Written by Ponyo FanEdit

Patrick isn't sure what to do anymore. King Neptune still doesn't accept him, and Mindy is being pulled farther and farther away. Part of him is saying to call it off, the other part needs her too much. He begins to suffer a mental breakdown. (TV-PG-LV) (BBFC 12)

9. Little Habits Written by Ponyo FanEdit

SpongeBob tries not to notice the fact that Sandy bites her nails when nervous, while Squidward notices he's actually never made Squilvia laugh with his jokes. (TV-PG) (BBFC PG)

10. Don't Say Goodbye Written by Ponyo FanEdit

Mindy makes a regular routine of sneaking out of the castle at night to go see Patrick, until King Neptune finds out, and is furious. Mindy then decides she's had enough, and runs away to live with Patrick. In the end, she realizes that her father only wants what is best for her and moves back in, expecting to never see Patrick again, until King Neptune tells her if she's happy, he's happy, and he will let her go see him. (TV-PG-LS) (BBFC 12)

11. Won't Get Fooled Again Written by Ponyo FanEdit

On her way home from SpongeBob's house, Sandy is attacked by a gang and almost raped. After hearing about this, SpongeBob becomes more protective over her, and after a while insists that she moves in, but Sandy isn't sure if she's ready for that kind of commitment. (TV-14-D) (BBFC 12)

12. Rumor Has It Written by Ponyo FanEdit

After noticing SpongeBob's computer is password protected, Sandy becomes curious as to just what he's hiding behind it. Meanwhile, Squilvia mishears a conversation between Squidward and his mother and believes he is cheating on her. (TV-PG-DL) (BBFC 12)

13. The Longest Days Written by Ponyo FanEdit

After an argument between SpongeBob and Sandy and Patrick and Mindy, they challenge each other to see who can go without sex the longest. Since Squilvia and Squidward can't participate as they've never had sex, they come up with a hilarious plan to get the couples to crack involving a night club, dimmed lights, plenty of private bedrooms, and water balloons. Don't ask. (TV-14-D) (BBFC 12)

14. Heartbreak Avenue Written by Miss Dawg289Edit

SpongeBob's heart is broken after Sandy leaves him, as she thinks he is sexually pressuring him too much. After this, he gets depressed and begins to lose faith in the world. After breaking down in front of Patrick and Mindy, and jealously insulting their relationship in front of their faces, he leaves town, and moves to a new city. This is when Sandy starts to want him back... Also, Squidward and Squilvia have sexual intercourse for the first time. Features award-winning song "In Your Hands". (TV-14-DLS) (BBFC 12)

15. I Remember It Like It Was Yesterday... Written by Ponyo FanEdit

An episode explaining how Patrick and Mindy ran into each other again and became a couple. Meanwhile, Squilvia misses her period, and begins to worry about whether she is pregnant or not. (TV-PG-DL) (BBFC 12)

16. Too Obvious Written by Ponyo FanEdit

Squilvia gets the results of her pregnancy test back, which reveal she is pregnant. She proceeds to try to hide her early symptoms of pregnancy, but it seems that everyone notices but Squidward. (TV-PG-L) (BBFC PG)

17. Confrontation Written by Ponyo FanEdit

Sandy confronts Squilvia about her pregnancy, and encourages her to tell Squidward, however, she is afraid of how he will react. (TV-PG-DS) (BBFC 12)

18. Break Him Gently Written by Ponyo FanEdit

Squilvia plans a special date with Squidward so she can deliver him the news about her pregnancy. However, on the date, Squidward makes multiple comments about how he is happy just being together and doesn't want kids, unaware she is pregnant. Squilvia begins to panic and runs off crying. Meanwhile, Sandy is angry at SpongeBob after she finds a copy of Playsponge in the bathroom, accusing him of loving "fake women" more then her. However, Patrick actually gave him the magazine. (TV-14-D) (BBFC 12)

19. The "A" Word Written by Ponyo FanEdit

Squilvia confesses to Squidward that she is pregnant. Squidward is quite frightened due to his low-income job and not feeling he is ready for a child, and when he brings up the possibility of getting an abortion, she runs away, calling him a bastard and that she never wants to see him again. Meanwhile, things start getting hot and heavy between SpongeBob and Sandy when they take a visit to Bikini Bottom's red light district... (TV-14-DLS) (BBFC 15)

Note: This episode is never aired before 8pm on Sponge Network in repeats due to sexual content.

20. Patrick's Girlfriend Written by White mau5 and Ponyo FanEdit

A woman moves into Bikini Bottom and falls in love with Patrick and tries to trick him into adultery. Will Patrick stay loyal to Mindy, or will he fall victim to the newer woman? (TV-14-D) (BBFC 12)

CastEdit

  • Ponyo Fan as Sandy Cheeks, Squilvia
  • IHeartSpongeBob as SpongeBob
  • White mau5 as Patrick, Squidward
  • Miss Dawg289 as Mindy

SignupsEdit

AwardsEdit

TriviaEdit

  • Each season has 24 episodes.
  • The show is rated TV-PG to TV-14 in America, and PG, 12, and 15 (used rarely) in the UK.

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